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This is news you CAN'T use but I'm sure you care about a lot because you are an American.

Last night were the 2007 BET Awards and the two things that I got out of it was:
1) I still hate Monique...... still fat and unfunny
2) God I love black women.....any guy that watched that show who doesn't come to that conclusion is in fact gay

Here is a list of the winners:

Best Female R&B Artist
Beyonce

Video of the Year
Beyonce, "Irreplaceable"

Best Male R&B Artist
Ne-Yo

Best Group
Gnarls Barkley

Best Male Hip-Hop Artist
T.I.

Best New Artist
Jennifer Hudson

BET J "Cool Like That" Award
Gerald Levert

BET Choice Award
Birdman & Lil Wayne, "Stuntin' Like My Daddy"

Best Song Collaboration
Ludacris featuring Mary J.Blige -- "Runaway Love"

Best Gospel Artist
Kirk Franklin

Best Actress
Jennifer Hudson

Best Actor
Forest Whitaker

Best Female Athlete
Serena Williams

Best Male Athlete
LeBron James

Guess what?!! Aren't you excited... Paris Hilton is out of jail... I can hardly contain my excitement. {sarcasm} She was released yesterday morning to a plethora of media cameras and excitement...turns out all it caused a backup on the road and all the noise pissed off the neighbors... well Paris was back to partying today and I'm sure getting dicked due to her lack of penises to suck on in the last 3 weeks.

The Hiltons are really nice though... They ordered Taco Bell for all the police and Media outsider of her house, and her grandparents even gave her balloons and a cake that said welcome home... no word if the cake was in the shape of a penis, but I'm sure it was

From one dumb white rich skinny bitch to another... Ann Coulter is still a bitch....no wait a bitch ass hoe... only God knows if she is really a man or some device sent by the devil to make men sterile when they look at them, but one thing is for sure the media for whatever reason gives her a platform to spout her retarded ass nonsense. How come innocent white girls are always the ones that go missing yet their queen who should be kidnapped and taken away remains with us to this day? Most recently Miss?... Mr?... Coulter during a plug for her book on Good Morning America called John Edwards a Faggot.... true or not any other media personality...Don Imus anyone... would have been executed by the media...if not by an angry mob... why does this conservative troll not hang from a street light like a pair of shoes in the ghetto.... here are a few more quotes from Coulter

"I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.

Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.

They're [Democrats] always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment.

When we were fighting communism, OK, they had mass murderers and gulags, but they were white men and they were sane. Now we're up against absolutely insane savages."