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Marissa Miller

If Tiger Woods had sunk that last putt in the US open he would of had to play an 18 hole playoff on Monday.... usually not a problem, but on this Monday Tiger's wife, Elin, gave birth to their first born child daughter, Sam Alexis Woods. Now the question is what would he have done? Would he been in the hospital with Elin or on the green with Angel Cabrera at the 2007 US Open championship?
I do not have a child nor have I won or been close to winning any golf championship, let alone the US open, so I can't even begin to think of the decision he would have made... personally I think he would of been with his wife, because he's won the championship before but he's never seen the birth of his kid, plus I'm sure Elin would get pissed off... that's kind of what women do. This is situation is ironic because earlier this month Lebron had a kid but promised he wouldn't miss any of the NBA finals.... but his situation was reversed from Tiger. He had never been to the top of the mountain in the NBA but had already had a kid with wife Savannah Brinson...


If you are Pac- Man Jones wouldn't you stay in your house for awhile? I mean he has an NFL contract with what I'm sure is an above average house... wouldn't you just hire strippers to come over so what you and your crew can make it rain as much as you want? In fact I'm sure he could build his own strip club in his house with automatic rain making machines... he could have all the guns he can shoot and Grey Goose he can drink


You're flunking out of 10th grade. Do you a) Work hard to improve your grades, b) Talk with the principal to discuss alternatives, or c) Hire two teenage hitmen to assault your teacher with a telescope rod and steal the report cards?
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Why would you take photos of yourself having sex with you dog? Ok Once you answered that tell me why you would drop of the photos at wal-mart for processing?An Arizona man has pleaded guilty to having sex with one of his dogs. Why do the authorities think he did it? He reportedly took photos and dropped them off at Wal-Mart for processing. Why he took photos, I have no idea.

Quote of the Day
"If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal. If you want government to intervene overseas, you're a conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate. If you don't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist. – Joseph Sobran (1995)

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So who knew the internet would go nuts for Savannah Brinson, Lebron's wife, and Allison Stokke... actually I did.. so without further ado here's two more pics..

Credit Johnny Nunez @ WireImagecom for the pic of Mrs. James

Now on to some some news you can use...

• 10 Ways to make laziness work for you

• Attorneys representing Major League Baseball argued Thursday that online fantasy baseball companies cannot operate without paying license fees to MLB to compensate players for the use of their names.
• If Baseball ruins fantasy sports for football... I'll be like... pissed

• Pictures of people with really bad parking places

• If you're currently employed with the State of Ohio, you might want to watch your credit reports as a backup tape containing all 64,467 employee records was stolen out of an intern's unlocked car

• Study finds 8% of dreams involve sexual situations.
• Men are much more likely to have fantasies about sex with imaginary people, while women prefer current or past sexual partners and celebrities.

Did you know.....?

• Did you know among foraging humans, children need 19 years--and consume 13 million calories--before producing more food for their community than they take from it, according to research by anthropologist Hillard Kaplan.

• The origin of the English word “orgasm” derives from the Greek, “orgaein,” meaning “to swell” or “be excited or lustful.”

• According to TIME, fathers don't do a good enough job to deserve a holiday

• Blue people inhabited Kentucky in 1950s
  

Governmental Survey... I wonder what the results were?

Did you know....?

Did you know the first Father's Day was celebrated on June 19, 1910, basically held in honor of American Civil War veteran William Jackson Smart. In the Roman Catholic tradition, Father's Day is celebrated on Saint Joseph's Day, though in most countries Father's Day is a secular celebration. More reverse charge (collect) calls are made on Father's Day than any other day.


Did you know that the girl Lebron James pokes at night and the mother of his soon to be 2 kids is Savannah Brinson? James has one child with his high school sweetheart, Savannah Brinson, named LeBron James Jr and one that should be born any day now, but has announced he will not miss any NBA finals games... well you know accept those last two in San Antonio and game 5, 6, and 7 after the Spurs win on Thursday.

Did you know Louisiana town has baned baggy pants on young men. "They're better off taking the pants off and just wearing a dress," explains mayor Carol Broussard. The indecent exposure ordinance carries penalties of up to six months in jail and a £250 fine for being caught in pants that show underwear.

Now that that is settled all of America's problem are fixed, wait they haven't banned oversized white T-shirts yet.


Did you know that anyone can go to www.pimpmywalk.com and learn how to C-walk and do a few other dances? I was suspect too, but It is actually a great site and tutorial. The Background music during the videos are great and the site videos are organized well...check it out!



Did you know...according to the economist (economist.com) Luxembourg glugs more than 15.5 litres of alcohol per person in a year, more than any other country. The United States is #40 on the list behind Ireland, Germany, Britain, and France, among others


Did you know.... The cost of keeping an inmate locked up at L.A. County jail, per day: $99.64. Cost of keeping Paris Hilton locked up at L.A. County jail, per day: $1,109.78. Cost of Paris Hilton doing house arrest, per day: $0.00

Did you know... you are not the only one who feels like their cell phone vibrates when it really didn't.... Called phantom vibrations...research suggests that when cellphone users are alert to vibrations, they are likely to experience sporadic false alarms.

"You come armed with this template that leads you to be attentive to sensations that represent a cellphone vibrating," Janata says. "And it leads you to over-incorporate non-vibratory sensations and attribute them to the idea that you're receiving a phone call."

Full text (http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2007-06-12-cellphones_N.htm?csp=34)


Did you know...this girl's name is Allison Stokke... she is a supposedly a really good high jumper out of California. An internet blog posted this picture a while back and the internet nerds went crazy...now she has to hire a publicist, deal with internet nerds, and have no privacy...her dad is pissed...but she is hot



Finally... Did you know Wal-mart Stores bought $18 billion of goods from china in 2004 making it China's eight-largest trading partner. This puts them ahead of Australia, Canada and Russia.