War Corporatism: The New Fascism

What I think...

Mark Cuban, you are thinking of making a football league to compete against the NFL.... Don't....the NFL will crush you, mafia style...Just like the warriors did your Mavs

The actor Michael Madsen told Premiere that Sin City 2 might have been canned due to Grindhouse’s poor box office performance. I for one think that sucks balls... If I wasn't lazy I'd write a letter causing some intern somewhere to take time out of their day to throw it away... damn liberal Hollywood

Bush has inked a deal with Halliburton/KBR to build "detention camps" in the United States. Last year in 2006 KBR was award $3685 million to build detention camps in the United States that could be used to house American citizens during emergencies. Bush has also put out a directive that gives him dictatorial powers in an emergency.

The Animals are always right...Always....
Kobe wants to be traded...then he talks to Phil and now he doesn't want to get traded....Phil must know a spot previously undiscovered by Kobe full of white girls that haven't been penetrated lately....

" According to Elisabeth Squires, author of "Boobs: A Guide to Your Girls," American breasts are getting bigger while shirts are getting smaller. " - ABC NEWS

She Goes on to say....

"We are seeing more cleavage these days for a few reasons. First, the fashion of the day is tight and skinny. At the same time, women are bigger than they were even 15 years ago. Bra fitters tell me that an E cup is the new C cup"

I for one welcome our knew boob overlords... you know with the war going on, high gas prices, and cops shooting their daughters for sneaking out of the house, its refreshing to hear such fantastic news...America is heading in the right direction....

I would like to nominate myself for the forthcoming study of womens asses... are they getting bigger? Find out at 11

Blue-eyed Soul

How about them CAVS, series tied 2-2!

Since I'm in a good mood I'll hit you guys with a couple of "blue-eyed soul" tracks that I like. I was just wondering for the people who actually read this what type of music do you like?

Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry Apparently, a lot of people (females) are feeling this track. Is it because fergie looks like she is finally acting like her true self? or is it because Milo Ventimiglia ( Peter Petrelli) is in the video?

Joss Stone ft. Common -Tell Me What We're Gonna Do Nice laid back song. It's a bonus that Common blesses this song with his verse. Stone's whole cd is perfect for a sunny day.

James Morrison - One Last Chance Wow. That is all I can say about this English singer. I am surprised he didn't crossover to the American market that much. This is a great song though. His album does not disappoint.

Elliot Yamin - Trainwreck [Acoustic] By now everyone know this guy from American Idol. This track is by far my favorite on his cd. Elliot can really sing. We all know his slogan "Sing like Yamin (ya-meen) it".

Robin Thicke - Teach U a Lesson Robin blew up on the scene out of nowhere with Lost Without U. I felt this should of been his 3rd single off the album (yes I'm counting his first single Wanna Love U Girl). Maybe this track sounds to familiar to Lost Without U? I still LOVE IT!

U can call me professor
But baby u broke the rules
U wont get the grade u want
Unless u stay after school
U can work it off
Baby I can give u extra credit

Until next time...... Enjoy TGZ

Two's Top Five: Ways to Make America Better

1. Universal Health care. With so many Americans struggling to have medical insurance I think that it's about time for the government to step in.



2. Pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan. At this point the United States should abandon our military involvement in the Middle East. I truly believe that if the military leaves the area then the threat of terrorism will decrease. Go ahead and add stop support of Israel, this has been wrong for a long time but I'll save that for another time.


3. Put boatloads of money into renewable energy sources. Hybrid cars, solar homes, whatever it makes good sense to do that. It'll help politically and it would help the environment. Maybe pull some money out of the "war on drugs" that is still going on.
4. Dump funds into education. If knowledge is power and the kids are the future then we need to give them more power to ensure a better future. Maybe stop building prisons and such, that should free up some funds.


5. More funding for public access television. The media has become completely focused on the bottomline and doesn't offer much in the way of in depth information. With more money for public access journalism could flourish and offer the masses actual information as opposed to what celebutante went on a coke bender.

More Suburban Ghettoness

Today's photo that would make any middle class dad proud we have Taneka and Taquanda... these two have so much thug in them that they can where flower bracelets and lays around their neck under their bullet proof vest and still break a foo off. I wonder where they are from that a trucker hat turned to the left and an upside down yellow visor intimidates people. Props on the stunna shades though. These two look like extras cut out of Malibu's Most Wanted..and that's not the worst part....they are now...on The Rant's photo wall of shame......

Two's Top Five: People hated by White America

1. Kanye West, Rapper/Producer. Apparently you can run President Bush's name through the mud all you want but you cannot say that he hates Black people.



2. Kobe Bryant, NBA player. This one might be slightly unfair because it seems everyone hates Kobe Bryant, which is too bad because he might be the best basketball player since Micheal Jordan.



3. Hilary Clinton, Senator NY-D. I cannot understand what it is about Hilary that makes White America so angry. It seems to be across ages also, search Hilary Clinton on Facebook sometime.



4. O.J. Simpson, Former NFL Player. The O.J. Simpson trials separated America by race in a way that hadn't been seen before. It was all over the news and seemingly everyone had an opinion. Of course when the final opinion was "not guilty" White America was collectively pissed off. Needless to say the Juice's standing in White America has not changed for the better



5. White Supremacists. I didn't want to narrow this down to one person but it definitely needed to make the list. Sure everyone hates those guys that scream out "White Power" but I think that White America hates them the most. I would say that it's because in America, the White part of everything is understood and if its not that then it needs to be mentioned ie: Asian Americans, African Americans. So the White Supremacists bring attention to what White America doesn't want to see ironically it's White America.

Here's a couple quick hits......


Facebook...... so Facebook opens itself up to third party developers in hopes to eclipse Myspace, well good for them... I support anything that promotes the demise of Myspace, but then again all those emo kids and sexual predators are gonna migrate to Facebook which will be the beginning of the end to our beloved master Facebook. I think Mark knows what he is doing compared to Tom, and wont ever allow me to log on to a friends page only to see a bright yellow background, hot pink text, glitter falling from the top of the page, shit sparkling and moving, terrible garage bands and then my IE crashing because it cant even process the amount of whining being proliferated throughout the internet by some kid whose parents just don't understand him. The Facebook apps are cool.....so far.... They don't allow people to be stupid



The show I am currently watching is called On the Lot. When I first heard of it I thought, "oh damn reality TV, I want to stab it in the neck", but it is actually a pretty good show if you are into film making or film watching. The Judges suck, the host suck, and the questions and answers seemed scripted and horribly executed, which is ironic because its a show with a bunch of directors. I guess they are not actors though, right? Anyway, the films are surprisingly good, but Verizon Wireless sponsors the show and promotes their tv flip phone in EVERY short movie they show. These are armature directors they aren't supposed to have whored their souls yet. There is a guy from Winchester, Kentucky competing against New Yorkers and West Coast people, support the south vote for the bluegrass.

Dear ESPN, TNT, and ABC:
Every time Tony Parker touches the ball Eva Longoria does not need to be shown clapping
















And Finally.... The Kentucky Creationist museum opened today..

The AP says:Adam and Eve fall from grace and Noah survives an epic flood at a new museum that tells the Bible's version of history on a theme-park scale.

Now, I could write a very long post berating people who patronize this museum, but I wont. I will simply say that I'm glad they created it so all the religious zealots quit their bitching. Now they have a museum full of magic fairies, witches, devils, and unexplainable miracles. Now the fun begins when all the creationist realize they have different views on how God created the world. Pretty soon we will have a museum that contends aliens dropped our souls in a volcano or that Zues got pissed at Athena and made lightning. I just hope that no public school makes a field trip to this monstrosity and tries to pass it off as fact. But, as an American I support their right to say whatever they wont and build whatever they want...but I don't want to hear bitching when I create the LMAN museum where I will display my greatness as godlyness....

Hot Tracks

Weekly Music Update!

This is were I'm going to hit you guys up with a couple new tracks each week, or whenever I feel like it.

Ne-Yo's 2nd single- Do You.
I'm not really feeling this track at the moment, but I can tell it'll probably grow on me.

Ne-Yo (UK Track)- Spotlight.

Linkin Park- Given Up.
Really not feeling their new cd, but this song is on fire! This is how I imagine LP.

R. Kelly ft. Ludacris and Kid Rock- Rockstar.
Loving this track too. It has a nice rock feel.

Tell me what you think about these tracks..
Enjoy! TGZ

Pic of the Week

I'm introducing a new feature to this blog, code named: "White girls acting like Gray's people".... this feature will scan the globe for pictures, videos, songs, blogs, and so much more of sorority chics, daddy's little angels, and suburban renegade white girls that just want to be ghetto soooooo bad....and of course bring them to you....we can laugh together....


Today brings us two girls that have the sorority look, the nice blond hair, the Express outfit, and of course Grills, somewhere Nelly weeps. Foil as they may be, these girls don't stop there they include the mincing look, but their look appears more like one of those turds that just wont come out.... and of course its required to throw up the hand signals.....nothing says respect my set like peace in the middle east....for the one chics sake i'll assume its A town down....I don't know what I'd do if I saw these girls in a dark ally...run....give them my chain.... or laugh my ass off and make them cry because they are the Lman....pic of the week......

Two's Top Five: Reasons Why Women Should Get Equal Wage

Women complain about how they earn somewhere around $.25 to every dollar that men make in the workplace. I think that women have a point and here are the top five reasons why they should get an equal pay for an equal days work.


1. Give them one less thing to bitch about.



2. Give them more money so that they can buy their own damn drinks at the bar. Even though there are some suckers out there who will buy drinks for women who they have no chance with.



3. This way if the ship is sinking its children first and then every person for themselves.



4. More money for a boob job.



5. Last but not least, she can spend more money on her man.

Hot as HELL

Damn it's hot as hell! We will be starting this thing up shortly....

Until then EXPERIENCE The GRAYZONE

and Feel The BASS. from Sa-Ra and Talib

Two's Top Five Reasons: You're A Racist and So Is Everyone You Know

1. You know why racist jokes are funny.


2. Admit it or not, you think in stereotypes.


3. Your most comfortable with people that are the same race as you.


4. You hate those damn_____. Its ok, so does everyone else.


5. Its the American Way.

To finish, everyone is a racist EVERYONE. Me, you, your mom, that person you would love to have sex with...everyone. Feel free to tell me I'm wrong, but your just fooling yourself. I mean come on TwoKnows.

The Takeover

Prepare for the Takeover!!!!!

Soon TheGrayZone and LMan will be coming at you with rants about everything from music, girls, sports, tech, and conspiracy theories, NO SUBJECT IS TABOO I repeat NO SUBJECT IS TABOO.

We Taking OOOOOVER (remix style)!!!!