Two's Top Five: Reasons I Hate America

1. American citizens don't care about voting.

2. Its the land of opportunity but only if your a protestant heterosexual white man.

3. The government doesn't work for the people (even though the people are the ones who give government the power).

4. We as Americans are intolerant of other cultures while expecting other cultures to bend to our ways. The old saying, " When in Rome..." doesn't apply to the red white and blue. Then we wonder why people abroad hate Americans.

5. Americans get up in arms about "moral issues" such as gay marriage but ignore the fact that American children aren't getting the quality education that they'll need to compete in our global economy.

There are more reasons that I could list but this is the top five; even though I may hate America I still love it. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. I am grateful that these are the problems in these United States. I eat well, have my health, and and enjoy my freedom...I just feel like the promise of America has not been fulfilled.

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What I think...

Mark Cuban, you are thinking of making a football league to compete against the NFL.... Don't....the NFL will crush you, mafia style...Just like the warriors did your Mavs

The actor Michael Madsen told Premiere that Sin City 2 might have been canned due to Grindhouse’s poor box office performance. I for one think that sucks balls... If I wasn't lazy I'd write a letter causing some intern somewhere to take time out of their day to throw it away... damn liberal Hollywood

Bush has inked a deal with Halliburton/KBR to build "detention camps" in the United States. Last year in 2006 KBR was award $3685 million to build detention camps in the United States that could be used to house American citizens during emergencies. Bush has also put out a directive that gives him dictatorial powers in an emergency.

The Animals are always right...Always....
Kobe wants to be traded...then he talks to Phil and now he doesn't want to get traded....Phil must know a spot previously undiscovered by Kobe full of white girls that haven't been penetrated lately....

" According to Elisabeth Squires, author of "Boobs: A Guide to Your Girls," American breasts are getting bigger while shirts are getting smaller. " - ABC NEWS

She Goes on to say....

"We are seeing more cleavage these days for a few reasons. First, the fashion of the day is tight and skinny. At the same time, women are bigger than they were even 15 years ago. Bra fitters tell me that an E cup is the new C cup"

I for one welcome our knew boob overlords... you know with the war going on, high gas prices, and cops shooting their daughters for sneaking out of the house, its refreshing to hear such fantastic news...America is heading in the right direction....

I would like to nominate myself for the forthcoming study of womens asses... are they getting bigger? Find out at 11

Two's Top Five: People hated by White America

1. Kanye West, Rapper/Producer. Apparently you can run President Bush's name through the mud all you want but you cannot say that he hates Black people.



2. Kobe Bryant, NBA player. This one might be slightly unfair because it seems everyone hates Kobe Bryant, which is too bad because he might be the best basketball player since Micheal Jordan.



3. Hilary Clinton, Senator NY-D. I cannot understand what it is about Hilary that makes White America so angry. It seems to be across ages also, search Hilary Clinton on Facebook sometime.



4. O.J. Simpson, Former NFL Player. The O.J. Simpson trials separated America by race in a way that hadn't been seen before. It was all over the news and seemingly everyone had an opinion. Of course when the final opinion was "not guilty" White America was collectively pissed off. Needless to say the Juice's standing in White America has not changed for the better



5. White Supremacists. I didn't want to narrow this down to one person but it definitely needed to make the list. Sure everyone hates those guys that scream out "White Power" but I think that White America hates them the most. I would say that it's because in America, the White part of everything is understood and if its not that then it needs to be mentioned ie: Asian Americans, African Americans. So the White Supremacists bring attention to what White America doesn't want to see ironically it's White America.