Two's Top Five: Most Overrated Female Celebrities

These are the most overrated females in Hollywood. You've seen them everywhere and they just aren't living up to the hype.

1. Paris Hilton, This celebutante has no body what so ever, she also lacks a pretty face. Lets also add that shes not smart and doesn't have a personality that makes up for her lack of physical beauty, yet america fawns over her.


2. Eva Longoria, This Desperate housewife is like Ms. Hilton in the fact that she has no body at all. Her face is mouse like and it looks like she is fourty, and not a "wow really" fourty. She is not worth breaking into my NBA basketball every 5 minutes just because she is marrying Tony Parker...newsflash no one cares, back to the game.


3. The Olsen Twins, These two have been Americas wetdream for years. Now sure they are young and rich but they are not and i repeat not hot. However it is great that they are going to college and learning things because that means that they might have something going on upstairs.


4. Tara Reid, I don't care that her unmentionables are all over the internet and she goes out drinking shes just not that hot at all. Lets add the the mix that shes a terrible actress, the sooner that people get over the whole "party girl" thing the sooner her career will be over.


5. Kelly Clarkson, The pride of American Idol. She has some talent but she is on the list because she is not hot at all. Shes not even hot for a regular person, she could walk down the mall and not be the hottest girl you would see, even on a slow day.

Hot Tracks

Damn it looks like them Cavs gonna get swept doesn't it?

Alright here are some tracks that I'm feeling at the moment.

Rihanna ft. Chris Brown-Umbrella/Cinderella.

This is a nice little remix. I'm really feeling the Chris Brown addition to this song.

"Are you my cinderella ella ella ella....?"

Talib Kweli-Hell.

This is one hot track. Kweli spittin' about religion and it's hypocrisy.

"Just because the Lord is my shepard don't mean I gotta be no sheep"

Trey Songz-Missing You.

I'm actually feeling this track from Songz. It's your average summertime R&B.

Sean Kingston-Beautiful Girl.

I don't know who he is, but this song is blowing up. It is also very very catchy.

"You have me suicidal when you say it's over"

Finally

Well it's been 2 years since Kanye and John Mayer hit us with a snippet of a song they did well the full version has finally leaked. It's a cheesy track you would expect from these two.


Kanye West ft. John Mayer- Bittersweet.

Other news

Paris goes back to jail.- "Press should focus on more important stories" - Paris

Howard Dean.- If we don't end war, Democrats could lose power

McJob?.- McDonalds wants to change the dictionary - http://consumerist.com/

Did anyone notice that the Stanley Cup Finals was this past week??

Anaheim Ducks finally dropped "The Mighty"

Odd Bits

Okay now.

I know everyone is talking about Paris Hilton right now. I am one of the many Americans who said who gives a fuck about this bitch. With all that said I do believe this says a great deal about our society.

Also who are these people who thinks she is cute??

Okay so Paris got a dui lost her license and was on probation, then got another dui while on a suspendid license. She originally got 45 days then it was reduced to 23, and now house arrest or (BIG ASS MANSION arrest). Let me get this right she was out driving drunk and could of caused some real harm to people. So the possiblity of killing someone when you have already been warned in the state of California is not that bad?? She basically gets a slap on the wrist while... Any personal responsibility?

A young man from GA got 10 years in prison for getting a Blow job. Blow Job Story.

How fucked up is America?
Am I really surprised when celebrities in this country always get off?

I really find this disturbing because 75% of America can tell you how many days Paris was supposed to be in jail, but only about half that can tell you how many Americans have been killed in Iraq.

Actual number as of today 25,830 American Soldiers wounded.

3,880 American soldiers killed since start of the war. http://projects.washingtonpost.com/fallen/

Back to my original point every actual news channel you go to you will see something about Paris Hilton, but when it comes to our troops and their well-being - ZERO reports.

Now onto a lighter note some .......

Kanye Chedda- Stronger.

New Music

CONGRATS to the Cavs for making it to the finals.

So I believe it is time to upload some new tracks....

Rhymefest (prod. by Lil Jon) - Angry Black Man.
This man released one of the best slept on albums of 2006. Now he's coming back even stronger in 2007.
"Fess give me some ol Public Enemy type shit"

Soccorro - Get To Know You.
Nice laid back summertime track. Jazz/R&b-ish


Guru (of Gangstarr)ft. Vivian Green - Fine and Free.
This track is hot. Vivian has a great voice and Guru's raps are on point. I must admit I just got this cd and I love it ( Guru-Jazzmatazz Vol. 4). The whole cd is nuts with jazz/hiphop.

Fabolous ft. Akon - Change Up.
What more can I say typical Akon shit. If you like his style you will like this track.

Fabolous ft. T-Pain - Baby Don't Go.
This is an okay track. I'm not feeling the J.D. beat.


T-Pain ft. Tay Dizm- Yo Stomach.
Can I bust one on your stomach??









Is anyone else getting tired of Akon and T-Pain?

America The Beautiful..... and News you can use....

Had sex with a member of the U.S. Congress? Publisher Larry Flynt is again offering up to $1 million cash if you can prove it


Peter King picks Colts over the Saints in 2008 Super Bowl


The only newspaper that wants to cover the NHL Stanley Cup is Al-Jazeera, hockey said no....life moves on...


California man brings hot dog eating record back to the America, where it should be. Suck it Kobayashi

Former Colts QB, Jack Trudeau, is a chester

O'Reilly blames Tuberculosis guy on liberals.... there now that that is settled

Disney to make romantic comedy about Adam and Eve, no word yet on who plays the talking snake... I suggest Eddie Murphy...

New Hampshire remains the only state to preserve the civil liberties... If I don't want to wear my seat belt, damn it that's my choice.... The picketing by the libertarians in the state worked.... I'm proud......did I mention they don't have income tax either...what a kick ass state...


Twenty years ago, less than half of Americans approved of interracial dating. Today, more than eight out of ten Americans say it's okay......that is until their daughter comes home with Tyrone or Jose

In his first interview as the chairman of the Arkansas Republican Party, Dennis Milligan told a reporter that America needs to be attacked by terrorists so that people will appreciate the work that President Bush has done to protect the country.

Two's Top Five: Reasons I Hate America

1. American citizens don't care about voting.

2. Its the land of opportunity but only if your a protestant heterosexual white man.

3. The government doesn't work for the people (even though the people are the ones who give government the power).

4. We as Americans are intolerant of other cultures while expecting other cultures to bend to our ways. The old saying, " When in Rome..." doesn't apply to the red white and blue. Then we wonder why people abroad hate Americans.

5. Americans get up in arms about "moral issues" such as gay marriage but ignore the fact that American children aren't getting the quality education that they'll need to compete in our global economy.

There are more reasons that I could list but this is the top five; even though I may hate America I still love it. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. I am grateful that these are the problems in these United States. I eat well, have my health, and and enjoy my freedom...I just feel like the promise of America has not been fulfilled.

That's wifey Material....

News you can use...

Hillary Can't spell "Tomorrow" and she's a dirty socialist....




Sudan threatens to cut off America's supply of coke..

It appears that Bush's new economic sanctions, has pissed off Dana Milbank, ambassador of Sudan. Apparently gum arabic is used to make Pop/Soda fizzy and it comes from Sudan, so until America stops telling people about Darfur you can expect your Sprites to be flat... that'll teach us

Speaking of teaching America.. Downtown Lexington, Kentucky is recovering from a mild annoyance... 36 Parking meters have been found super glued shut.A group calling themselves the Red and Anarchist Action Network is claiming responsibility for the vandalism. They claimed to have glued shut 150 meters... The vandalism has cause the fall of the American government...anarchist win....



Sports

Yahoo is reporting that the wait list for eagles season tickets is 4000 years ... coincidently that's also the wait for a super bowl win..

After A Rod was photographed coming out of a strip club with a large brested women, Mrs A Rod was pissed off,...but she took a deep breath, counted to two hundred fifty million and decideds to stick by her man

Rodger Goodel, NFL commisioner, says NFL clubs may no longer serve alcohol at team functions or on buses or flights, extending a ban that until now applied only in locker rooms. The rule pertains not only to players but to owners, coaches and guests.

"I believe that no constructive purpose is served by clubs continuing to make alcoholic beverages available, and that doing so imposes significant and unnecessary risks to the league, its players and others," Goodell wrote to all 32 teams in a letter obtained by The Associated Press.

Aparently NFL players need to be babied...if they are able to "make it rain" on strippers witn dollar bills, lead dog fighting rings, shoot guns, and sale drugs they should be able to drink..


Oakland Raiders receiver Jerry Porter, said Wednesday he would have to pay $210,000 to switch his uniform from No. 84 to 81 in order to reimburse the team and Reebok for the cost of the unsold jerseys.

"Man, there's a couple of nice cars I'd like to get for that money," Porter said. "I could buy a nice vacation home, or at least go half on one with someone else."

Bang In my White Tee Bitch

Two's Top Five: Sports Franchises

I am ranking these teams by a mixture of championships, great players, playoff apperances, team direction (up or down), bounce back from down seasons, basically team performance over a pretty long span of time. Now for the list...

1. New York Yankees MLB. Love them or hate them, and most of you do hate them, you cannont argue with their greatness.




2. Los Angeles Lakers NBA. So much history so many great players wore the purple and gold. High profile city and a very high profile team.




3. San Antonio Spurs NBA. Small market, always contending for a title and always does it with class. One of the premier sports franchises in American sports.
   
   


4. Dallas Cowboys. NFL. Like the Lakers this is a very high profile team. Nicknamed America's Team. Over the years the 'boys have had times of being untouchable.




5. Detroit RedWings NHL. I don't even follow hockey and I know that the RedWings are great, thats just how great they have been.

There are many other great teams. Many franchises that could be on the list. New England Patriots, Boston Celtics, Green BayPackers, Pittsburg Steelers, Chicago Bulls. Feel free to add your own top five franchises.

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, Please let LeBron make it to the finals. I know i'm a couple months early, but the NBA really needs him to win.

Love,

David Stern

Dear Santa, Can you please bring me a better supporting cast?

The King,

LeBron

Dear Santa, Hey Santa you remember me? Well can you please stop Lebron from winning this series. I mean if he can win with that cast around him, what does that say about me?
Am I overrated,

Kevin Garnett

Dear Santa, LeBron's performance tonight has got me wondering should I have stayed in Cleveland with Lebron? The east looks so much easier!

Confused,

Carlos Boozer

Now Time for some MUSIC...

Fabolous ft. Jay-Z, Uncle Murda- Brooklyn. Nice sounding track, plus it has Hova.

Rise Against- Survive. It's nice to hear some political punk ever now and then. Can the Cavs SURVIVE game 6?

Bone Thugs N Harmony ft Bow Wow, Mariah Carey- Lil L.O.V.E. Not sure why I added this track besides the fact I heard it on the radio today?

......... Hmmm maybe my next post I should add lip gloss or something by Young Jeezy.

"all I know is the sky is blue and the coupe is new, if ya moneys right the coke is white",

on second thought???

War Corporatism: The New Fascism

What I think...

Mark Cuban, you are thinking of making a football league to compete against the NFL.... Don't....the NFL will crush you, mafia style...Just like the warriors did your Mavs

The actor Michael Madsen told Premiere that Sin City 2 might have been canned due to Grindhouse’s poor box office performance. I for one think that sucks balls... If I wasn't lazy I'd write a letter causing some intern somewhere to take time out of their day to throw it away... damn liberal Hollywood

Bush has inked a deal with Halliburton/KBR to build "detention camps" in the United States. Last year in 2006 KBR was award $3685 million to build detention camps in the United States that could be used to house American citizens during emergencies. Bush has also put out a directive that gives him dictatorial powers in an emergency.

The Animals are always right...Always....
Kobe wants to be traded...then he talks to Phil and now he doesn't want to get traded....Phil must know a spot previously undiscovered by Kobe full of white girls that haven't been penetrated lately....

" According to Elisabeth Squires, author of "Boobs: A Guide to Your Girls," American breasts are getting bigger while shirts are getting smaller. " - ABC NEWS

She Goes on to say....

"We are seeing more cleavage these days for a few reasons. First, the fashion of the day is tight and skinny. At the same time, women are bigger than they were even 15 years ago. Bra fitters tell me that an E cup is the new C cup"

I for one welcome our knew boob overlords... you know with the war going on, high gas prices, and cops shooting their daughters for sneaking out of the house, its refreshing to hear such fantastic news...America is heading in the right direction....

I would like to nominate myself for the forthcoming study of womens asses... are they getting bigger? Find out at 11

Blue-eyed Soul

How about them CAVS, series tied 2-2!

Since I'm in a good mood I'll hit you guys with a couple of "blue-eyed soul" tracks that I like. I was just wondering for the people who actually read this what type of music do you like?

Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry Apparently, a lot of people (females) are feeling this track. Is it because fergie looks like she is finally acting like her true self? or is it because Milo Ventimiglia ( Peter Petrelli) is in the video?

Joss Stone ft. Common -Tell Me What We're Gonna Do Nice laid back song. It's a bonus that Common blesses this song with his verse. Stone's whole cd is perfect for a sunny day.

James Morrison - One Last Chance Wow. That is all I can say about this English singer. I am surprised he didn't crossover to the American market that much. This is a great song though. His album does not disappoint.

Elliot Yamin - Trainwreck [Acoustic] By now everyone know this guy from American Idol. This track is by far my favorite on his cd. Elliot can really sing. We all know his slogan "Sing like Yamin (ya-meen) it".

Robin Thicke - Teach U a Lesson Robin blew up on the scene out of nowhere with Lost Without U. I felt this should of been his 3rd single off the album (yes I'm counting his first single Wanna Love U Girl). Maybe this track sounds to familiar to Lost Without U? I still LOVE IT!

U can call me professor
But baby u broke the rules
U wont get the grade u want
Unless u stay after school
U can work it off
Baby I can give u extra credit

Until next time...... Enjoy TGZ

Two's Top Five: Ways to Make America Better

1. Universal Health care. With so many Americans struggling to have medical insurance I think that it's about time for the government to step in.



2. Pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan. At this point the United States should abandon our military involvement in the Middle East. I truly believe that if the military leaves the area then the threat of terrorism will decrease. Go ahead and add stop support of Israel, this has been wrong for a long time but I'll save that for another time.


3. Put boatloads of money into renewable energy sources. Hybrid cars, solar homes, whatever it makes good sense to do that. It'll help politically and it would help the environment. Maybe pull some money out of the "war on drugs" that is still going on.
4. Dump funds into education. If knowledge is power and the kids are the future then we need to give them more power to ensure a better future. Maybe stop building prisons and such, that should free up some funds.


5. More funding for public access television. The media has become completely focused on the bottomline and doesn't offer much in the way of in depth information. With more money for public access journalism could flourish and offer the masses actual information as opposed to what celebutante went on a coke bender.

More Suburban Ghettoness

Today's photo that would make any middle class dad proud we have Taneka and Taquanda... these two have so much thug in them that they can where flower bracelets and lays around their neck under their bullet proof vest and still break a foo off. I wonder where they are from that a trucker hat turned to the left and an upside down yellow visor intimidates people. Props on the stunna shades though. These two look like extras cut out of Malibu's Most Wanted..and that's not the worst part....they are now...on The Rant's photo wall of shame......

Two's Top Five: People hated by White America

1. Kanye West, Rapper/Producer. Apparently you can run President Bush's name through the mud all you want but you cannot say that he hates Black people.



2. Kobe Bryant, NBA player. This one might be slightly unfair because it seems everyone hates Kobe Bryant, which is too bad because he might be the best basketball player since Micheal Jordan.



3. Hilary Clinton, Senator NY-D. I cannot understand what it is about Hilary that makes White America so angry. It seems to be across ages also, search Hilary Clinton on Facebook sometime.



4. O.J. Simpson, Former NFL Player. The O.J. Simpson trials separated America by race in a way that hadn't been seen before. It was all over the news and seemingly everyone had an opinion. Of course when the final opinion was "not guilty" White America was collectively pissed off. Needless to say the Juice's standing in White America has not changed for the better



5. White Supremacists. I didn't want to narrow this down to one person but it definitely needed to make the list. Sure everyone hates those guys that scream out "White Power" but I think that White America hates them the most. I would say that it's because in America, the White part of everything is understood and if its not that then it needs to be mentioned ie: Asian Americans, African Americans. So the White Supremacists bring attention to what White America doesn't want to see ironically it's White America.

Here's a couple quick hits......


Facebook...... so Facebook opens itself up to third party developers in hopes to eclipse Myspace, well good for them... I support anything that promotes the demise of Myspace, but then again all those emo kids and sexual predators are gonna migrate to Facebook which will be the beginning of the end to our beloved master Facebook. I think Mark knows what he is doing compared to Tom, and wont ever allow me to log on to a friends page only to see a bright yellow background, hot pink text, glitter falling from the top of the page, shit sparkling and moving, terrible garage bands and then my IE crashing because it cant even process the amount of whining being proliferated throughout the internet by some kid whose parents just don't understand him. The Facebook apps are cool.....so far.... They don't allow people to be stupid



The show I am currently watching is called On the Lot. When I first heard of it I thought, "oh damn reality TV, I want to stab it in the neck", but it is actually a pretty good show if you are into film making or film watching. The Judges suck, the host suck, and the questions and answers seemed scripted and horribly executed, which is ironic because its a show with a bunch of directors. I guess they are not actors though, right? Anyway, the films are surprisingly good, but Verizon Wireless sponsors the show and promotes their tv flip phone in EVERY short movie they show. These are armature directors they aren't supposed to have whored their souls yet. There is a guy from Winchester, Kentucky competing against New Yorkers and West Coast people, support the south vote for the bluegrass.

Dear ESPN, TNT, and ABC:
Every time Tony Parker touches the ball Eva Longoria does not need to be shown clapping
















And Finally.... The Kentucky Creationist museum opened today..

The AP says:Adam and Eve fall from grace and Noah survives an epic flood at a new museum that tells the Bible's version of history on a theme-park scale.

Now, I could write a very long post berating people who patronize this museum, but I wont. I will simply say that I'm glad they created it so all the religious zealots quit their bitching. Now they have a museum full of magic fairies, witches, devils, and unexplainable miracles. Now the fun begins when all the creationist realize they have different views on how God created the world. Pretty soon we will have a museum that contends aliens dropped our souls in a volcano or that Zues got pissed at Athena and made lightning. I just hope that no public school makes a field trip to this monstrosity and tries to pass it off as fact. But, as an American I support their right to say whatever they wont and build whatever they want...but I don't want to hear bitching when I create the LMAN museum where I will display my greatness as godlyness....

Hot Tracks

Weekly Music Update!

This is were I'm going to hit you guys up with a couple new tracks each week, or whenever I feel like it.

Ne-Yo's 2nd single- Do You.
I'm not really feeling this track at the moment, but I can tell it'll probably grow on me.

Ne-Yo (UK Track)- Spotlight.

Linkin Park- Given Up.
Really not feeling their new cd, but this song is on fire! This is how I imagine LP.

R. Kelly ft. Ludacris and Kid Rock- Rockstar.
Loving this track too. It has a nice rock feel.

Tell me what you think about these tracks..
Enjoy! TGZ

Pic of the Week

I'm introducing a new feature to this blog, code named: "White girls acting like Gray's people".... this feature will scan the globe for pictures, videos, songs, blogs, and so much more of sorority chics, daddy's little angels, and suburban renegade white girls that just want to be ghetto soooooo bad....and of course bring them to you....we can laugh together....


Today brings us two girls that have the sorority look, the nice blond hair, the Express outfit, and of course Grills, somewhere Nelly weeps. Foil as they may be, these girls don't stop there they include the mincing look, but their look appears more like one of those turds that just wont come out.... and of course its required to throw up the hand signals.....nothing says respect my set like peace in the middle east....for the one chics sake i'll assume its A town down....I don't know what I'd do if I saw these girls in a dark ally...run....give them my chain.... or laugh my ass off and make them cry because they are the Lman....pic of the week......