TwoKnows Sports

In the NBA some big names might be in new places by the time next season rolls around. Everyone's throwing in their two cents so i figured I might as well...

The first name on the list is Kobe Beane Bryant. Bryant is argueably the best player in the league. He's won scoring titles and championships and led a rag tag group of b-teamers since the breakup of the "Bling Dyntasty". Bryant is pissed off at the mediocrity of his Los Angeles Lakers. He's made it pretty clear, he has retracted his statements around three times, that he wants out of Lakerland. I think that Kobe and the Lakers better get their shit together because neither of them will benefit from a trade. Kobe won't go to a contender and the Lakers won't get anything close to equal value.

The second name on the list is the big ticket, Kevin Garnett. Garnett is one of the best big men in the league and is on a team that apparently is run by chimps. The Timberwolves went to the western conference finals, and then haven't sniffed post season ball since. Garnett can opt out after this season, I think that unlike Kobe Garnett and the T'Wolves should finalize this divorce before it gets any worse. Word is that Garnett wants to play with the human assist machine Steve Nash. But that seems highly unlikely since the Suns already kick western conference ass I doubt the Wolves will want to help them anymore.

A lesser discussed name on the market is Jermaine O'Neal. This poor mans Kevin Garnett wants out of Indiana in hopes of getting the chance to play for a title, or at least the second round of the playoffs. In my expert opinion he should pout his way to Lakerland, with one Kobe Beane Bryant...or maybe up to Gotham and play with Starbury, his former coach Isaiah Thomas, and a legitimate offensive center Eddy Curry, don't mistake that for me saying that Curry's good but he'd be good enough with O'Neal with him.

I don't know the odds of any of these players moving but if they get their ways then the balance of power for teams could shift dramatically...stay glued to your computers sports nerds.

Lets go ahead and add some eye candy... For your enjoyment Vida Guerra

What I think...

Mark Cuban, you are thinking of making a football league to compete against the NFL.... Don't....the NFL will crush you, mafia style...Just like the warriors did your Mavs

The actor Michael Madsen told Premiere that Sin City 2 might have been canned due to Grindhouse’s poor box office performance. I for one think that sucks balls... If I wasn't lazy I'd write a letter causing some intern somewhere to take time out of their day to throw it away... damn liberal Hollywood

Bush has inked a deal with Halliburton/KBR to build "detention camps" in the United States. Last year in 2006 KBR was award $3685 million to build detention camps in the United States that could be used to house American citizens during emergencies. Bush has also put out a directive that gives him dictatorial powers in an emergency.

The Animals are always right...Always....
Kobe wants to be traded...then he talks to Phil and now he doesn't want to get traded....Phil must know a spot previously undiscovered by Kobe full of white girls that haven't been penetrated lately....

" According to Elisabeth Squires, author of "Boobs: A Guide to Your Girls," American breasts are getting bigger while shirts are getting smaller. " - ABC NEWS

She Goes on to say....

"We are seeing more cleavage these days for a few reasons. First, the fashion of the day is tight and skinny. At the same time, women are bigger than they were even 15 years ago. Bra fitters tell me that an E cup is the new C cup"

I for one welcome our knew boob overlords... you know with the war going on, high gas prices, and cops shooting their daughters for sneaking out of the house, its refreshing to hear such fantastic news...America is heading in the right direction....

I would like to nominate myself for the forthcoming study of womens asses... are they getting bigger? Find out at 11

Two's Top Five: People hated by White America

1. Kanye West, Rapper/Producer. Apparently you can run President Bush's name through the mud all you want but you cannot say that he hates Black people.



2. Kobe Bryant, NBA player. This one might be slightly unfair because it seems everyone hates Kobe Bryant, which is too bad because he might be the best basketball player since Micheal Jordan.



3. Hilary Clinton, Senator NY-D. I cannot understand what it is about Hilary that makes White America so angry. It seems to be across ages also, search Hilary Clinton on Facebook sometime.



4. O.J. Simpson, Former NFL Player. The O.J. Simpson trials separated America by race in a way that hadn't been seen before. It was all over the news and seemingly everyone had an opinion. Of course when the final opinion was "not guilty" White America was collectively pissed off. Needless to say the Juice's standing in White America has not changed for the better



5. White Supremacists. I didn't want to narrow this down to one person but it definitely needed to make the list. Sure everyone hates those guys that scream out "White Power" but I think that White America hates them the most. I would say that it's because in America, the White part of everything is understood and if its not that then it needs to be mentioned ie: Asian Americans, African Americans. So the White Supremacists bring attention to what White America doesn't want to see ironically it's White America.