Are you fuckin retarded???

To your left you are looking at a picture of track coach Brenton Wuchae and 16-year-old Windy Hagar...why are you looking at these two? Well, because Monday they married each other. Yes, in fact you did read that right... a dumb ass 16 year old girl loves her 40 year old track coach soooooo much that when he asked her to marry him she gave an overwhelming yes. Now you ask, what could be even more retarded then this? I mean after all she is just 16 and probably doesn't have any sense anyway. Worse then this is that there is this law in most states if not all that if you are below the age of 18 you have to get your parents or legal guardian to sign off on it... which leads me to ask: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER PARENTS??? According to the article the parents suspected something was going on and went to the authorities and the school board, but got nothing.... the Hagers say Windy withdrew, refusing to speak to them until they signed a consent form so that Windy and her coach — a man more than twice her age — could get married. If I was presented the opportunity to hit in the face the 40 year old, the 16 year old, or the parents I don't really know who I'd hit in the face first. What is wrong with America that a 40 year old track coach would be interested in a 16 year old? What is wrong with our youth that they are so fuckin retarded? What is wrong with parents that they can't say no to their kids. Its one thing to give in to a demand for a cookie before dinner, but it's entirely different to give into your hormonal teenage daughter to go merry a guy that could be her grand father. They deserve what they get...

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“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”- Neil Gaiman


In light or dumb people I will share some of the best or worst news stories recently....


Man attempts to steal steaks by stuffing them down his pants.

Drunken idiot who broke his back after falling off scaffolding sues the company that put it up, claiming it was "too accessible" and too easy to climb

Man crashes his Lamborghini into FBI plane. Man sues FBI.

Black holes given a "less offensive" name by an international council

Late for probation appointment, girl runs truck into building after following her boyfriend's instructions too closely. The woman says she and her boyfriend were running late to an appointment for his probation at the Salvation Army Correctional Services building, he said turn, she did really sharp, lost control ran into the building. It turns out that the couple was later than they thought for the probation appointment... it was actually scheduled for yesterday.

Guy involved in a traffic accident forgets to cover the smell of alcohol on his breath and to hide the homemade bomb in the backseat.

Woman who planned to marry her brother's murderer in jail has been forced to cancel the wedding after being banned from the prison.

Couple dies after falling off rooftop while doing it...

Jesus spotted in a tree trunk of a Memphis church...


A man who got his manhood trapped in a padlock "after a sex game went wrong" had to be cut free by firemen. The firemen eventually released the chap's wedding tackle using hydraulic cutters.
Why didn't he use the key you ask?

It turns out the key was evidently not an option, since the key hole had inexplicably been sealed with superglue.