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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Newest Threat To Humanity!!!


According to various sources a squirrel attacked three people in Germany. The first was a woman in her home, the crazed beast came in through the window.This rodent bite the woman and held on long enough for the woman's struggle to fall outside. The next victim was a construction worker near the woman's home. The squirrels blood lust wasn't quenched with the brick layer, it then attacked a 72-year old man on crutches. This is where the squirrels reign of terror came to an end in what I believe was a battle worthy of a Spielberg summer blockbuster...maybe starring Sir Anthony Hopkins...but definitely not Matt Damon. The septuagenarian stroke a blow for humanity and killed the savage beast. To get more information on this newest wave of terror against the human race check out the story at http://http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070614/ap_on_re_eu/germany_squirrel_attack

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